Puerto Rico, Day 1: Caribe Hilton y La Playa

A whole week separates me from San Juan… a week of post-travel fatigue, landing sickness, migraines, 3 presentations, skipped meals, coffee+coke+sprite+fanta (downed in one morning)… etcetcetc. I finally had the chance to sit down today and go through photos of the trip. And by jove, it was awesome.

We landed in PR last friday afternoon, checked into our hotel and immediately headed to the beach. Since I’d been up until 4 in the morning that day, finishing up work that I otherwise would’ve done throughout the weekend, I collapsed onto a beach chair and immediately lost consciousness.

We got a pretty phenomenal view from our balcony, too…

We tried out one of the restaurants on the ground floor, Rotisserie II Giardino. It was expensive ($25 for a plate of spaghetti?!), but this restaurant would later turn out to be the smallest rip-off in all of San Juan. Plus the waiters were super nice.

At night, we took a walk around the hotel, but the streets were empty and pretty dingy-looking. Around the corner was a Subway, which was filled by pasty American tourists at any given time. Next to it was a small sketchy shop with a flashing sign that said ‘SUSHI’; an Asian face peered out at us anxiously as we passed by. And then a small, sad convenience store, where I bought a bottle of coke. Whoever was running that store had taken the liberty of clumsily blackening out the marked price of 99cents with a sharpie and tacking on a $1.19  sticker instead. That = markings of a true businessperson.

Night #1.

feet

Outfit 04.16.12 + old maxi

This is one of those outfits that work well in theory, but if you’re not a 5’10″ high fashion model, you’ll end up looking Amish.

 

The Gender Genie

I ran across this site called the Gender Genie, which claims to be able to identify a person’s gender based on their writing style. Basically, you submit a block of writing to their site, wait for it to run, and get the verdict about 2 seconds later. I uploaded the entirety of my Arab-Israeli Conflict History paper, and the Genie tells me that I am… *drumroll*…

Words: 3489

(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 3180
Male Score: 4771

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

… A man! Thanks for clearing that up, Gender Genie!

Outfit 04.11.12 + a cold day

 

Outfit 04.09.12 + monday fatigue

“…derp.”

A Bunch of Books

Get it?

… Yeah.

Wednesday groceries

3 Things

Best dish I’ve ever cooked

Metallic cap toe ballet flats from Mia

A picture book I checked out on the Palace of Versailles

Outfit 04.02.12 + Outfit 04.03.12

Bleh photos once again. Thanks to my mirror for the disturbing proportions.

 

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